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After a few glasses of wine one night, my friend Kara told me she had started fooling around with the new guy she had been dating, and his dick was huge. “As wide as a Coke can!” she said. I chortled, rolled my eyes, and said, “Whatever, bitch!”
autumnalmutterings: ‘You know, I have the strangest feeling He planned to have the car “break down”, and then walk to the garage while leaving me chained to this fence…’ (Actually, I was barely twenty feet away, chortling like a madman behind
bumblenhi: pussy destroyer 2000or anus destroyer 2000. We don’t discriminate here.
aschetheartist: pinksugarbat: fuckyesdeadpool: by むだになります chortle I LIKE THIS. LOL
your-sex-ed-teacher: aschetheartist: pinksugarbat: fuckyesdeadpool: by むだになります chortle I LIKE THIS. LOL P hahahaha deadpool ♥
gigglefuck: <chortle> this made me smile… the mechanic/builder in me want to know what they used to make a “perfect” hole… seems a tad big/loose too… <grin> ~R.
usagixiv: steampunkscarecrow: gigantorthemooseking: It’s funny because “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words. [MANLY CHORTLING]
stayinbedgrowyourhair: AMIRITE LADIES HAHAHAHAH CHORTLE
bspolitics: *SNORT* °chortle° nice.
ladymangoberry: aschetheartist: pinksugarbat: fuckyesdeadpool: by むだになります chortle I LIKE THIS. LOL omg this is so cute <33333
gayfortaylorlautner: ❝He’s brave. Didn’t pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should’ve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless,” Jacob chortled. “I told him I had to show him something.
“Arthur knew that combat training was very serious business, nothing to smile or chortle at. And Hazel’s drive and enthusiasm to learn how to use a weapon was admirable of her…but it was also kind of cute. Who knew? Maybe they’d
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I chortled
shitboy96:At this point I just assume every story on tumblr is fake but I reblog it anyway because who cares we’re all dying and who am I to deprive myself of a tepid chortle
chortling-dingo:insomniac-arrest: insomniac-arrest: insomniac-arrest: insomniac-arrest: sometimes I see shiny things like this or this and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s
steampunkscarecrow: gigantorthemooseking: It’s funny because “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words. [MANLY CHORTLING]
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thylovelylionheart: annyongchingu: thylovelylionheart: “you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!” “really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear.
firewhisky: children don’t grow upour bodies get bigger butour hearts get torn up I like how the left side is all pure joy and then you get to draco and he’s just chortling at the pain of others.
kurapilka:my dad plays badminton with other dads and I told him to start a club called ‘dadminton’ and he let out the most fatherly chortle
ioanina: teamchaosprez: drsofialamb: # WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off. guys this is part of history now.
small and angry but mostly small
tropicalfucko: my-honor: Never forget. SCREAMING 💀💀☠☠☠
whatch gonna do with that bat are you gonna kill m
bureau-of-spines: loyalistdog: bureau-of-spines: Hey guys, how do you know a cat burglar has been in your house? How does one know? your cat is missing. God fucking damnit
nalukaiooc: The fire cleanses
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mahal-ko-siya: OH GOD, I just chortled
trickybonmot: wearitcounts: benedictscucumberbatch: I laughed wayyyy harder than I should have i tried not to laugh at this. i failed. Yep. Hearty chortling over here.
fuzzchub: tonybearuk: thebearbelow: Bwhahahahha… *dies* Chortle Funny shit!
shitboy96: At this point I just assume every story on tumblr is fake but I reblog it anyway because who cares we’re all dying and who am I to deprive myself of a tepid chortle
gigglefuck: <chortle>
fluffynerd: tonybearuk: thebearbelow: Bwhahahahha… *dies* Chortle Lmao
alice-is-wet: 👋 Oh hai. My favorite person got stoned and found a marker + my booty! *chortles* #okwhoissupposedtobedaddyherelol Xoxo Alice
galactabee: yami-l-ring: I’m only in the first episode -BUT- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DIO!??! *Chortles evilly*
tooc: tooc: I spent thirty minutes crudely editing this on an iphone drawing app for absolutely no reason but to give myself and some buddies a quick chortle how do i delete a post and leave no trace of its existence
kjuw89: tchaikovskaya: this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service tchaikovskaya: none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you? I chortled
ethilee: inkpoop: Here is a Magikarp to brighten your day Lol Chortle
freshest-tittymilk: nawyougood: escapedgoat: xxvalleygirlxx: When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ This post always gets a chortle
buttergay: bshci: @ bottoms stop keysmashing every 3 fucking minutes. We get it. Youre a pillow princess. No need to hdjrkrk keysmash hfjjrjf all the damn time hdjejdk Bitch do you expect me to ha ha? You expect me to lol? Fucking chortle? Is that what
petcanadian: when i laugh it’s either a silent body shake or a loud chortle, there is no in between
thylovelylionheart: “you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!” “really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due
chortle-at-jokers-boner: strawberrytartare: im—jahova: unmutekurloz: unamusedsloth: Poor fellas… THE ENTIRE GROUP OF THEM OUTSIDE VICTORIA SECRET. They look like kids waiting at the daycare for their mothers to pick them up daaaaaaaawwww
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